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PostSubject: Heres a Story for ya   Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:02 pm

>A Southern Boy

>A Southern Boy was stopped by a game warden in Ellijay Georgia recently with
>two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its

>The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'

>'Naw, sir', replied the Southern Boy. 'I ain't got none of them there
>licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

>'Pet fish?'

>'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em
>swim 'round for awhile . Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these
>here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

>'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

>The Southern Boy looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the
>truth Mr. government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

>'O.K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

>The Southern Boy poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

>After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

>'Well, what?', says the Southern Boy.

>The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

>'Call who back?'

>'The FISH', replied the warden!

>'What fish? replied the Southern Boy.

>Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we
>ain't as dumb as some government employees.

>You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone
>retiring and moving north.
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